Twelve Days of Christmas
(NWSEO style)
On the first day of Christmas, NOAA gave to us: An eviction notice for employees of the PTWC.
On the second day of Christmas, NOAA gave to us: Relocation – NO expenses paid,
And an eviction notice for employees of the PTWC.
On the third day of Christmas, NOAA gave to us: A pink slip for the ITOs,
Relocation – NO expenses paid,
And an eviction notice for employees of the PTWC.
On the fourth day of Christmas, NOAA gave to us: Ignorance is bliss – online journals nixed.
A pink slip for the ITOs,
Relocation – NO expenses paid,
And an eviction notice for employees of the PTWC.
On the fifth day of Christmas, NOAA gave to us: Proposed Furloughs (sing like “Fiiiiiive golden rings”),
No online journals,
A pink slip for the ITOs,
Relocation – NO expenses paid,
And an eviction notice for employees of the PTWC.
On the sixth day of Christmas, NOAA gave to us: A score of union grievances,
Proposed Furloughs (sing like “Fiiiiiive golden rings”),
No online journals,
A pink slip for the ITOs,
Relocation – NO expenses paid,
And an eviction notice for employees of the PTWC.
On the seventh day of Christmas, NOAA gave to us: All training canceled
A score of union grievances,
Proposed Furloughs (sing like “Fiiiiiive golden rings”),
No online journals,
A pink slip for the ITOs,
Relocation – NO expenses paid,
And an eviction notice for employees of the PTWC.
On the eighth day of Christmas, NOAA gave to us – Cold and influenza – no paper products,
All training canceled
A score of union grievances,
Proposed Furloughs (sing like “Fiiiiiive golden rings”),
No online journals,
A pink slip for the ITOs,
Relocation – NO expenses paid,
And an eviction notice for employees of the PTWC.
On the ninth day of Christmas, NOAA gave to us: A unilateral hiring freeze.
Cold and influenza – no paper products,
All training canceled,
A score of union grievances,
Proposed Furloughs (sing like “Fiiiiiive golden rings”),
No online journals,
A pink slip for the ITOs,
Relocation – NO expenses paid,
And an eviction notice for employees of the PTWC.
On the tenth day of Christmas, NOAA gave to us: A 10% vacancy rate,
Lead Forecaster
HMT/Interns
ITO
Journeyman Forecaster
A unilateral hiring freeze,
Cold and influenza – no paper products,
All training canceled,
A score of union grievances,
Proposed Furloughs (sing like “Fiiiiiive golden rings”),
No online journals,
A pink slip for the ITOs,
Relocation – NO expenses paid,
And an eviction notice for employees of the PTWC.
On the eleventh day of Christmas NOAA gave to us: Canceled leave for the holidays,
A 10% vacancy rate,
Unilateral hiring freeze,
Cold and influenza – no paper products,
All training canceled,
A score of union grievances,
Proposed Furloughs (sing like “Fiiiiiive golden rings”),
No online journals,
A pink slip for the ITOs,
Relocation – NO expenses paid,
And an eviction notice for employees of the PTWC.
On the twelfth day of Christmas NOAA gave to us: A happy holidays, you’re doing a great job letter from the director,
Canceled leave for the holidays,
A 10% vacancy rate,
A unilateral hiring freeze,
Cold and influenza – no paper products,
All training canceled,
A score of union grievances,
Proposed Furloughs (sing like “Fiiiiiive golden rings”),
No online journals,
A pink slip for the ITOs,
Relocation – NO expenses paid,
And an eviction notice for employees of the PTWC.
-NWSEO-
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